A play about change, wot I wrote…
One evening in a kitchen, somewhere in the south of England…
Wife of Change Management Consultant: What’s that?
Change Management Consultant: It’s an iPhone.
Wife: What does it do?
MC: Phoning and stuff.
Wife: What are you doing?
MC: Emailing someone.
Wife: So it does email?
MC: Yes. Is the kettle on?
Wife: What else?
MC: Stuff. Technology stuff. You wouldn’t be interested.
Wife picks up and fiddles with phone…
Wife: I want one.
MC: You don’t need one. What time is supper?
Two weeks later, same kitchen…
MC: What’s that?